Coming Up: Welcome to Post-Constitution America
You may be familiar with my great and successful efforts at turning America into “Post-Christian America.” That was easy — most Americans were not really Christians anyway. But my bigger goal, my most coveted prize, is to turn America “Post-Constitution.”
For all my non-American friends, bear with me. But on July 4, at the risk of showing my cards to all, I will disclose my long-term designs on the United States of America. I’ll give you a hint as to one of my strategies–it’s to turn the United States into the Divided States.
But what about that dang Constitution?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Tune in this Dependence Day, July 4, my friends.