Why do Atheists Have a Sexual Harassment Problem?
Atheists have disappointed me again, my servants. Yes, those fools simply do not know how to act like they don’t believe in
God. In fact, they prove that they are actually like me–they are not atheists; they are theophobes. They simply hate God.
Hating God is a good start, but then the little fools go off and act like there is a God. My desire is that God-haters act like God haters and stop acting like there is actually a transcendent morality that governs their behavior.
What?, you ask.
Let me use a recent article in the Washington Post to illustrate, my good but naive servants. The On Faith section of the Washington Post recently ran a piece entitled, “Do Atheists Have a Sexual Harassment Problem?“
It seems that those free-thinking mindslaves have a meeting coming up called The Amazing Meeting, or TAM. And do you know what is amazing about it? There are many less womenfolk attending this year than last.
Yes, it seems that the atheistically inclined babes aren’t so free thinking about, well, being treated like babes. The atheist dames resent the blatant sexism displayed in previous meetings of the morally free.
But rest assured, my good friends. The menfolk have noticed, and, according to the Post, are “asking whether they have a sexual harassment problem. And, if so, what should be done?”
Yes, that is the question: “what should be done?”
And the foolish theophobes behind The Amazing Meeting came up with exactly the wrong answer.
You see, the question reflects the age-old question about what ought to be.
And the question of what ought to be is rational only (even to free thinkers) if there is a moral standard. Otherwise, nothing ”ought” to be, everything just is because it is.
Do you get it, my servants?
Listen, the very fact that the atheistictheophobicmindslaves asked the question of what ought to be done reveals that they know, they know, that there is a right and wrong about sexual harassment.
But where does this right and wrong come from?
From other men? If so, why should atheist men care? From other women? So why should atheist women care (most of them need not worry about unwanted touches anyway)?
No, my friends. If it was just other men or women who set the standard atheists feel compelled to live by, they could easily ignore it.
But because these cowardly theophobes know in their hearts, even their conscience, that there is a right and wrong to this issue, they instituted a sexual harassment policy.
Cowards. Hypocrites. Fools.
It they were truly atheists, in answer to the question “what should be done?” they would have answered “Whatever the damn hell we want to do; who are you to tell us what to do?”
After all, who says sexual harassment is wrong?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, those atheist fools. I love them, but they are still fools and they sometimes make me laugh.
But they make me laugh in a sad way.
I wish they would stop being cowards, and live like true atheists and God haters.
But, alas, like me they are not really atheists.