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Obama: My Political Christian

Posted in christians, Easter, political correctness, progressives, religion, Ten Commandments, Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 25, 2011 by devilbloggger

Whew!

Finally, my servants.  At 12:00 noon London time today the last minutes of Easter passed midnight in Alofi in the country of Niue.  Easter gone for another year, and not a second too soon.  Have you ever noticed how time passes slowly when you are not having fun? 

Who can have fun on a day like Easter?  On top of all the talk of my eternal defeat, Pope Benedict XVI has to go all Biblical on Easter and say “humanity isn’t a random product of evolution.”  More on this later, my servants (stay tuned).  But for now I’m going to have to call a Level 3 devilbloggger Alert; this could severely hurt my kingdom.  I have been passing off my atheistic creation story for so long I assumed everyone believed it, even the Pope.  More people have shuffled into my kingdom due to the evolution lie than almost any other.  As I said, my servants, stay tuned for instructions.

But I wish to report a bright spot in my Easter, my servants.  Did you read Keith Koffler’s White House Dossier blog today my friends?  You will love it.  In a blog post entitled “What? No Easter Greeting?” Mr. Koffler notes that (surprise, surprise) US President Obama “failed to issue either an Easter or a Good Friday greeting to the nation.”

Ha ha ha ha ha.

“The nation” of course, is the United States of America, for which Easter has always been a major holiday.  Almost all Americans observe Easter in some meaningful way, and all true Americans at least honor Easter for its place in American culture.

All true Americans.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes, my servants, this really perked me up.  My man, O.  He’s is the un-American American, the gift that keeps on taking.  You may think I’m making my Obama out to be more than he really is in my kingdom, but consider this, from Fox News via Mr. Koffler:

By comparison, the White House has released statements recognizing the observance of major Muslim holidays and released statements in 2010 on Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, and Eid-ul-Adha.

Not convincing enough of President Obama’s true beliefs?  Consider this from the same source:

The White House  . . . did release an eight-paragraph statement heralding Earth Day.

So what happened to one of the biggest American holidays of the year?

Oversight you say?  Mistake you say?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

You are so cute when you are naïve. 

No, my servants.  Read carefully and I’ll impart to you some kingdom knowledge. 

I know Obama because I am Liberal One.

Obama thinks he is Liberal One, but he’s not.  Truth be told, he’s not even in the top 10.  But he’s useful to my kingdom precisely because of his ego and his religious beliefs.  He is a Political Christian, otherwise known as a tare, or, in some instances as a goat

A Political Christian is one who professes a Christian belief (Obama’s press secretary assured us once again this week that he is “a devoted Christian”), but who acts like an unbeliever. 

A Political Christian tailors God’s beliefs to his own liking, such as taking God’s commandment “Thou shalt not kill” to apply to all but defenseless babies, even those who survive abortion attempts. 

A Political Christian appears awkward and uncomfortable, even embarrassed talking about true faith and morals in public, and may even seek to cover up bothersome symbols, like crosses.

A Political Christian uses the words of Christian faith, but they come out stilted, hollow, shallow, to those of true Christian faith.

A Political Christian has no clearly authentic faith community, such as a Church of which he is a part.

A Political Christian forgets important details like using the word “creator” when citing the Declaration of Independence or mis-stating his own nation’s motto (In God We Trust) when speaking to muslims.

A Political Christian is a Christian in word only.

A Political Christian harms the Kingdom of God because he is not even an infidel, who is one without faith, one without any religious beliefs.

Political Christians are accepted by the naïve, tolerated by infidels, unquestioned by the political class, and thoroughly destructive to the Kingdom of God.

I love Political Christians.

Hey, this is something God and I have in common!  Why, then, is he so sad?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Terrible News Tuesday, No. 5: No Moore, please!

Posted in political correctness, politics with tags , , on April 19, 2011 by devilbloggger

More Moore?

My servants, have you ever heard of a guy named Roy Moore?  No?  Good.  I hope you never hear of him.  He is trouble for my kingdom on earth, and wants to be a major trouble maker just where I’ve made great gains lately: the United States of America.

Roy Moore, for those who don’t know, is a former Alabama judge known for refusing to remove a Ten Commandments monument from the federal court house (like the one carved into the eastern pediment of the US Supreme Court building).  That was bad enough, and I thought I silenced him when on November 13, 2003, I had Alabama’s Court of the Judiciary unanimously remove Moore from his post as Chief Justice.

But no, my servants, listen to this: in an AP story today entitled, “Ten Commandments judge explores presidential run,” I read that Judge Moore is forming an exploratory committee for a possible presidential run!

I almost lost my breakfast, my servants. 

This Moore dude is a conservative Christian of the worst kind, my servants.  That is, he actually lives his life according to his beliefs.  Unlike the current occupant of the United States White House, whom I have groomed to be exactly the opposite, i.e., living his life in direct opposition to his stated Christian beliefs, Judge Moore appears to us down here to be the real deal. 

Judge Moore even wrote a book entitled, So Help Me God.  Is that pathetic or what?  At his Amazon page, we read this:

In his first overseas trip as president, Barack Obama assured other nations that America is not a “Christian nation.” Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore begs to differ.Moore, who rose to national prominence when he disobeyed the order of a federal judge to remove a monument to the Ten Commandments from his courthouse, makes the compelling case that the state must acknowledge the moral principles on which America was founded and that it is not illegal to do so.

Do you see why today is a bad day for me, my servants? 

No?

Well let me explain.  You are correct in thinking this guy can never win, so why worry?  But that is why you are not the Prince of Darkness and I am.  Let me enlighten you.  The AP article states:

Moore said in a release that he is concerned about what he called the country’s moral, economic and constitutional crisis.

Do you see now? 

Yes, you got it!  Regardless if Moore can win any nominations or not, the fact that he is drawing attention to America’s moral and constitutional (the two are intricately linked, but don’t tell anyone) crisis to light can only be bad news for me.

My servants, I have worked long and hard to bring America to its current morally decadent politically correct state.  I cannot afford to have a presidential contender opposing me so openly as Judge Moore intends to do.

Let’s hope, my servants, that he gets zero press coverage when he begins campaigning. 

Let’s hope, my servants, that his fellow conservative candidates distance themselves from Moore’s embarrassing Christian morality.

Let’s hope, my servants, that Moore get’s painted as a backward, gay-bashing, woman-hating, racist, judgmental religious fanatic.

Let’s hope, my servants, for no change.

Ten Commandments or Bozo the Clown, what’s hangin’?

Posted in homosexuality, political correctness, secular humanism, Ten Commandments, Uncategorized with tags , on November 30, 2010 by devilbloggger

UPDATE: My servants, someone has betrayed me.  I, out of the badness of my heart, relayed to you the great success I had in getting a delightfully disgusting display of everthing I love into the United State’s Smithsonian Institute.  I should have kept you in the dark.  Because now one of you spilled my beans and caused the Smithsonian Institute to pull the exhibit.  The full article detailing my success and your failure is here, in an article entitled “Smithsonian Pulls Piece from Landmark LGBT Exhibit [Because of Satan's Blog]“.  Hoo boy, sometimes I wonder about you, my servants.  Can’t you leave bad enough alone?

Original Post:

Ten Commandments.

How do those two words make you feel?  A little uncomfortable?  Maybe they seem a little old-fashioned, a little embarrassing in today’s secular culture?  If so, then you very likely have succumbed to the spirit of the age, and are well on your way to being a faithful servant of mine. 

If you react strongly, believing the ten commandments to be a metaphor for religious oppression and intolerance, a throwback to a dark age of superstition, then you are very likely my faithful servant in all areas, and I thank you. 

If you react strongly, believing the Ten Commandments to be the basis for a sound and just society, and the cornerstone of Western ideals of liberty and freedom, then you are very likely not my servant, and I have no use for you except to bring trials and tribulations into your life.

In America I am constantly fighting against religious radicals who wish to overturn a quiet society of moral decadence by posting conspicuously the Ten Commandments in public places.  Fortunately I almost always win.  One of the best things I ever did to the Americans was to institute the so-called “wall of separation” between (theistic) church and state.  That wall has shut down all public discussion of God, any mention of anything Biblical, and all public displays of anything remotely (theistically) religious. 

And the best part, my servants?  The void created by God’s banishment has been filled by an atheistically religious worldview of secular humanism that compels moral relativity, embraces hedonism, and punishes voices of moral reason.

The Ten Commandments are out.  I have won.  Ha ha ha ha ha.

And what’s in?  Well, look what is happening at America’s federally tax-funded National Portrait Gallery.  According to a CNSNews.com article today entitled, “Smithsonian Christmas-Season Exhibit Features Ant-Covered Jesus, Naked Brothers Kissing, Genitalia, and Ellen DeGeneres Grabbing Her Breasts,” it seems that American tax payers who will not allow a copy of the Ten Commandments on public property will gladly PAY to have their national portrait gallery display an ant-covered Jesus, naked brothers kissing, genitalia, and Ellen DeGeneres grabbing her breasts! 

And this at a Christmas season display!  Ha ha ha ha ha. I have won!  I have WON!  Ha ha ha ha ha.

This taxpayer-funded salute to all things I love chills my hardened heart.  Do you like pictures like “Bozo F–ks Death,” described as an “image of a heavyset clown engaged in anal intercourse with a grinning skeleton,” and reported by the National Gallery catalog to ”hit that sweet spot, so often historically associated with drag queens, between pathos and aggression?”  Then you will love this Smithsonian exhibit.  (It’s free to get in, you know).  Want to see in-your-face images of a sadomasochistic man and his horsewhip-wielding partner?  Come on in.  Bring the kids and grandma.  This is your National Portrait Gallery, America!  Somewhere in there are portraits of distinguished American figures like George Washington.  But first you will be funneled past a portrait of a man’s genitals.  (But be glad this image was edited from the full video showing a man masturbating).

Ha ha ha ha ha.  I’ve caused Americans to completely lose their mind, and gain mine!

But wait, my servants.  We can never rest.  The news is in that once again, in Texas this time, those dangerous religious radicals are trying to push their religious agenda.  According to a recent UPI article entitled, “Ten Commandments rise again in Texas,” Republican (of course) state Rep. Dan Flynn recently filed a bill providing that school districts cannot prevent copies of the Ten Commandments from being posted “prominently” in classrooms.

Really, Texas?

Are Texans so out of it that they are really going to let this radical piece of religious bigotry hang “prominently” in a taxpayer-funded building?

Don’t worry, my servants.  I have many servants in Texas who will challenge this overt, in-your-face perversion.  And they will win.

And in the place of the Ten Commandments just might be Bozo F–ks Death.

Hanging prominently.

And all will be well again.  Ha ha ha ha ha.

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